SnowMaster will now demonstrate proper powder navigation technique.
Step 1: Survey your surroundings.
Step 2: launch.
Step 3: get all crazy and weird. Corgi people call this behavior “derp.”
More derp. Notice the flattened ears and rolling eyes. Classic.
Step 4: run flat out. Give it all you’ve got.
Step 5: pause to enjoy the moment
Step 6: run back inside. Your work is done.